NENewspaper editor
...And to protect Mother Earth, each copy contains a certain percentage of recycled paper.
And what percent is that?
NENewspaper editor
Zero.
[Lisa frowns]
NENewspaper editor
Zero’s a percent.
I smell cake! Cake that says [sniff sniff] "Farewell" and [sniff sniff] "Best Wishes"!
Your old man has an awesome nose.
Oh, that's nothing. He can hear pudding.
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