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The Simpsons · Season 11

Newspaper editor, Lisa and others in “Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?”

NENewspaper editor

...And to protect Mother Earth, each copy contains a certain percentage of recycled paper.

And what percent is that?

NENewspaper editor

Zero.

[Lisa frowns]

NENewspaper editor

Zero’s a percent.

I smell cake! Cake that says [sniff sniff] "Farewell" and [sniff sniff] "Best Wishes"!

Your old man has an awesome nose.

Oh, that's nothing. He can hear pudding.

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