JSJerry Springer
And now for my final thought; nobody wins when parents put their petty squabbles above the welfare of their child. [everyone onstage looks ashamed] Let's hope they put their differences aside and do what's best for Maggie. [Maggie lunges at Springer] What the [bleep]?! Get this [bleep] baby off! [she bites him] [bleep]! Son of a [bleep]!
[Kang and Homer try to pull Maggie off, but end up fighting again]
[with her head in her hands] I'm so [bleep] embarrassed.
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