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The Simpsons · Season 10

Homer and Lisa in “Bart the Mother”

This is the most exciting thing I've seen since Halley's Comet collided with the moon!

That didn't happen, Dad.

Sure it didn't.

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Nelson“What can I get for 8,000 tickets?” Lisa“What did you get with the tickets?” Homer“MILHOUSE!!!” Marge“Bart! Did you kill that poor bird?!”

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