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The Simpsons · Season 10

Nelson and Clerk in “Bart the Mother”

[at an arcade]

NNelson

What can I get for 8,000 tickets?

CClerk

Uh, a BB gun or an Easy Bake Oven.

NNelson

Hmmm...Hot food is tempting, but I just can't say no to a weapon.

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