Lisa, Channel Six is launching a children's news program, and they've asked me to select an outstanding student to be anchor child.
[Gasps] Oh my god! Today's top story, little girl on cloud nine as dream comes true.
Lisa, I've selected you to be that child anchor.
I know, I already jumped to that conclusion.
Alright, if you're so smart, tell me who I selected to be lunch room monitor?
Me?
[beat] Take your sash and go.
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