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The Simpsons · Season 9

Store Clerk and Homer in “Girly Edition”

SCStore Clerk

May I inquire as to how you are differently abled?

Homer

Oh, I'm not handicapped. I'm just lazy.

SCStore Clerk

Sir, helper monkeys are only for the physically challenged or enfeebled.

Homer

Enfeebled? Ooooh, I know just the guy. Be right back.

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