[Homer, Smithers, and Mr. Burns are on a raft back to America after their disastrous encounter with Fidel Castro]
If it's a crime to love one's country, then I'm guilty. And if it's a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government, and hand it over to communist Cuba, then I'm guilty of that too. And if it's a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me, I'll soon be guilty of that.
God bless America!
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