[Scrambling to complete his taxes]
Marge, how many kids do we have? Oh, no time to count, I'll just estimate! Uh... nine!
Homer, you know we don't have--
Shut up! Shut up! If I don't hear you, it's not illegal! Okay I need some deductions. Deductions... Oh, business gifts![hands Marge the sailboat painting from above the couch]Here you go, keep using nuclear power.
Homer, I painted that for you.
Okay, Marge, if anyone asks, you require twenty-four hour nursing care, Lisa's a clergyman, Maggie is seven people, and Bart was wounded in Vietnam.
Cool!
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