Bart and Homer in “Dumbbell Indemnity”

Bart

Well, Dad, in the meantime, here's a carton of smokes you can use to buy stuff. [gives the box of smokes to Homer]

Homer

Aw, thanks, boy. I'll give you two packs for that candy bar.

Bart

Three.

Homer

[turns red in anger] Why, you little- [angrily strangles Bart]

Bart

Guard! Guard!