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The Simpsons · Season 9

Moe and Homer in “Miracle on Evergreen Terrace”

Sounds like you're having a rough Christmas. You know what I blame this on the breakdown of? Society.

[drunk] Yeah, you're right, Moe… you're always Moe.

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