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The Simpsons · Season 9

Moe and Barney in “Miracle on Evergreen Terrace”

[After finding out that the Simpsons Christmas tree was burned and buried in the snow and Bart lied about the burglar taking everything]

MMoe

[disillusioned] So this was all a scam. And on Christmas.

Barney

Yeah. Jesus must be spinning in his grave!

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