“Is this car $15,000?” – Homer, The Simpsons ... TV Quotes Database

Is this car $15,000?

SSalesman

[rubs off the $12,000 price tag] It is now. And because of your loss, folks, I'll throw in the undercoating for two hund—No, four hundred and ninety bucks!

Homer

What a deal! I'd be a sucker not to get it!

Bart

I don't know about this, Dad. Shouldn't we give the money to charity or some—OW!

SSalesman

Oh, I'm sorry, I jabbed you with my pen.

Bart

Oww! You're still doing it!

SSalesman

I know.

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