Marge, I had a lot of calls about you. Customers love your no-pressure approach.
Well, like we say, the right house for the right person.
Listen, it's time I let you in on a little secret, Marge. "The right house" is the house that's for sale; the "right person" is anyone.
But all I did was tell the truth.
Of course you did. But there's "the truth" [frowns and shakes head] and "the truth." [smiles wide and nods] Let me show you.
It's awfully small.
I'd say it's awfully "cozy."
That's dilapidated.
Rustic.
That house is on fire!
"Motivated seller".
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