[Bart and Lisa help Marge practice her skills as an estate agent by roleplaying as a married couple]
So, you're married and you're looking for your house, Mr. and Mrs...?
Superman!
[chuckling] Oh! Don't listen to my husband, he's just an idiot. Now, I'm a veterinarian, and I need to keep lots of sick animals in my house - is that permitted?
Not in my damn house!
Well, this neighbourhood is zone R3, which allows dogs, cats, phone-answering monkeys, and... ohhh... [checks book and sits down in defeat] I'll never memorize all this!
When I had to learn about the Magna Carta, I made up a song! [sings to the tune of "Camptown Races"]
In 1215 at Runnymede, do da do da,
The nobles and the king agreed, oh da doo da day!
[grumpily] We should have lived together first...
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