[Agnes is infuriated by her real son's behavior and misses Armin more. Later, she stews in anger in the grocery store check-out lane.]
Good morning, Agnes. Mmm...how's your new son working out?
That child is the most disobedient, smart-alecky middle-aged man in creation!
Hello, ladies. Is this the line for people who want to bad-mouth Sergeant Skinner?
And have ten items or less.
[discarding items] Twelve, eleven, ten, the man's a weenie!
Now be fair, Edna. I liked Armin Tamzarian too, but he was at least as big a weenie as Sergeant Skinner.
But he was "our" weenie!
[Marge even had to admit Edna was right about Armin.]
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