Oh, I can't believe it. I got an enemy. Me, the most beloved man in Springfield.
MMoe
Ah, it's a weird world, Homer. As hard as it is to believe, some people don't care for me, neither.
No, I won't accept that.
MMoe
No, it's true. I got their names written down right here on what I call my, uh, "enemies list." [reaches under the bar for a sheet of paper]
[takes list and reads it] Jane Fonda, Daniel Schorr, Jack Anderson... Hey! This is Richard Nixon's enemies list! You just crossed out his name and put yours!
MMoe
Okay, gimme that, gimme it back. [takes list and writes] Barney Gumble.
Aw...
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