[answer on the phone] Howdily-doodely.
[recording] Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look as--
[hangs up] Oh, it's that darn recording again.
Of course it was. It's been calling all night. Just unplug the phone.
[Ned turns out the light and the phone rings again]
Howdily-di--
[recording] Greetings, friends.
[hangs up again] Dang!
I told you to unplug the phone.
But it could be my mother! [the phone rings again; answers it] Howdy--
[recording] Greetings, friends.
[hangs up again] Shoot!
That is it, Ned! If you don't unplug that phone right now, you're sleeping on the lawn!
[shouts through the window] WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP?! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!
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