Well, most women will tell you that you're a fool to think you can change a man, but those women are quitters.
What?
When I first met your father, he was loud, crude, and piggish. But I worked hard on him, and now he's a whole new person.
Mom...?
He's a whole new person, Lisa.
Oh, I know.
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