Smithers, Moe and others in “Homer the Smithers”

[enters Moe's Tavern] Uh... hello. Got a help wanted sign on the window?

Uh, yeah. I need someone to help me with the midnight beer delivery. Your job is to distract Barney until it's safely off the truck.

I'll just wait out back until then.

Barney

I look forward to working with you!

Homer

Mr. Smithers wait! You can't let yourself end up in a place like this. You've got two choices. You can give up on yourself and take the Barney-guarding job like so many of us have contemplated in our darkest moments. Or you can admit to yourself that there's only one person that can make you happy and do whatever it takes to get them back!

You're right! But I'm gonna need your help.

Oh My God!

Beer delivery. Just sign here. Oh, No! It's you!

Barney

[laughing] [Truck Driver: Hey!] Oh boy! [Truck Driver: give me that!] No! [empty metal containers rolling] [burps loudly]