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The Simpsons · Season 7

Dr. Nick and Bart in “King-Size Homer”

Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use pop tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.

You could brush your teeth with milkshakes.

Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?

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