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The Simpsons · Season 7

Bart in “King-Size Homer”

[Bart fantasizes about being a "lardo on workman's comp" like Homer.]

Bart

[showing a rag on a stick] (southern accent) I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

[The members of the press all applaud Bart.]

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