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The Simpsons · Season 6

Ned, Homer and others in “Homie the Clown”

[Homer is using a pickaxe to punch holes in the hood of his car]

Whatcha diddly doin', neighbor?

I'm puttin' speed holes in my car; makes it go faster.

Is that so? Well, gee, maybe the old Flanders mobile could use-- [Ned is shot, falls to the ground] Agghh! [gets back up] Wow, lucky I always keep a Bible close to my heart and-- [Ned is shot again] D'a-oh! [gets back up] Ho-ho-hoh, lucky I was wearing this extra-large piece of the True Cross today. I think I'll go inside. [runs with Bible. A bullet hits the pickaxe causing the head to spin]

What keeps doing that? [to a limo]

I told you we should have bought more than three bullets. Lets just grab him.

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