[Homer is staring at a bowling ball, trying to think of a way to increase business at the bowling alley]
Of course!
[Cut to outside the bowling alley, Homer is firing a shotgun into the air while people around him run away, screaming]
Bowling! Bowling here! Get your bowling! Who's ready? Bowling!
[in the present] Mom, make Dad tell the story right!
That's what really happened.
Oh.
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