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The Simpsons · Season 6

Homer and Maude in “And Maggie Makes Three”

[barges door] Man, it's windy as hell out there! [notices baby shower] Hey, wait a minute. What are all these presents? It looks like you're... showering Marge with gifts... hmm, [examines a piece of baby clothes] with little, tiny baby-sized gifts. [little oblivious] Well... I'll be in the tub. [walks upstairs]

By the way, congratulations on your new job, Homer.

New job..? Marge is pregnant?! [yanks out his few remaining hairs] NOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Homer runs upstairs, shrieking hysterically.]

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