Mom, can we talk to you?
Can't talk. Keeping myself in a state of catlike readiness.
Uh, neat. Anyway, Mom, maybe you should go into therapy.
I don't need therapy, I'm fine; and it's too expensive.
And I don't believe in it! It breaks up families, turns wives against husbands, children against fathers, neighbors against me. You don't have to pay some fancy psychiatrist 10 bucks an hour to get top-notch therapy.
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