[Homer enters the bar from Cheers.]
Ooh, this looks like a nice, friendly place.
Sam, you're too old to go on a date with two twins on the same night you're supposed to marry Diane, without Rebecca knowing.
Okay Carla, I'll make you a bet; if this affects my major-league comeback, I'll sell the bar.
Hey Woody, get me a beer.
I think you've had enough, Mr. Peterson. My chiropractor says I can't carry you home anymore.
Just give me another beer, you brain-dead hick! [stands up and smashes a bottle] I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you!
[Norm lunges for Woody, but Cliff and Frasier restrain him.]
Woah, settle down, Normie! Gotta save those pipes for karaoke!
[Homer runs from the bar.]
I love you guys! [weeps as the Cheers theme plays]
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