Mom, you've been cooking all night?
[in a happy tone] Judge, jury, and executioner, all rolled into one, you are!
See, Dad, I told you Mom would have problems.
No, no, honey, it's all right. Really, I'm fine, I'm all right. Mother always said, "Don't complain. Be good. Behave. Behave. Be nice. Smile. Be polite. Don't make waves..." [walks out]
You heard your mother's ramblings. She's fine, so behave.
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