Marge and Homer in “Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy”

Marge

Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life?

Homer

Of course not, Marge. Just for the rest of his life. He said I was an accident, he didn't wanna have me.

Marge

You didn't wanna have Bart.

Homer

I know, but you're never supposed to tell the child!

Marge

You tell Bart all the time. You told him this morning!

Homer

But when I do it, it's cute!