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The Simpsons · Season 6

Quimby, Abe and others in “Sideshow Bob Roberts”

QQuimby

And this proposed expressway will bring increased commerce to our local merchants.

[murmur]

AAbe

WHAT'S IN IT FOR US!?!

Jasper

Yeah, give us something we like or we'll ride you out of town on a rail!

QQuimby

Well, what do you people like?

Jasper

Sleep.

COCrazy Old Man

Sexy dames and plenty of 'em!

AAbe

MATLOCK!!

[...]

QQuimby

Well, I suppose I could name it the... "Matlock Expressway"!

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