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The Simpsons · Season 6

Sideshow Bob and Bob in “Sideshow Bob Roberts”

Sideshow Bob

You see, Birch, I'm presently incarcerated.

[...]

Bob

Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Ha! "Attempted murder." Now, honestly, what is that? Do they give out a Nobel Prize for "attempted chemistry"? Do they? [someone throws a toilet that nearly hits Bob] Oh, really now, this is a personal call!

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