Well, I guess that explains everything.
Not everything. [talking to Ned] There's still the little matter of the whereabouts of your wife.
Uh, I'm right here.
Oh, I see. Then I guess everything's wrapped up in a neat little package!
[Everybody looks at him]
Really, I mean that. Sorry if it sounded sarcastic.
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