[After hearing a woman scream from inside Flanders' house, Bart looks outside and sees him digging a hole in his yard]
This can't be what it looks like. There's gotta be some other explanation.
I wish there was some other explanation for this. But there isn't. I'm a murderer, I'm a murderer!
Then that's not the real Ned Flanders.
I'M A MUR-DIDDLY-URDLER!
If that's not Flanders, he's done his homework.
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