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The Simpsons · Season 5

Homer, Barney and others in “The Boy Who Knew Too Much”

[lowers a table out of the hotel window; then drops it] Got it, Barn?

[offscreen, below hotel] Got what? [table drops on his head] Ow!

Principal Skinner

You're stealing a table?

I'm not stealing it. Hotels expect you to take a few things. It's a souvenir!

Principal Skinner

Ah... Is that my necktie you're wearing?

Souvenir.

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