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The Simpsons · Season 5

Homer and Marge in “Bart Gets an Elephant”

Homer

Look at this, Marge: $58 and all of it profit! I'm the smartest businessman in the world.

Marge

Stampy's food bill today was $300.

Homer

[scared] Marge, please, don't humiliate me in front of the money.

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