[Homer, Bart, and Lisa discuss their plans after breakfast.]
After breakfast, me and Milhouse are going down to the ravine. We got a tip from a five-year-old that there's a dead Martian down there.
And I'm going to jam with the Little White Girls Blues Quartet. [to Homer]: Wanna come with me, Daddy-o?
Sorry, honey. I'd love to, but Daddy has to go to a beer-drinking contest.
Think you'll win?
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get.
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