Don't ask me. I'm just a girl! Ha ha, ha ha!
Right on, say it, sister.
It's not funny, Bart. Millions of girls will grow up thinking that this is the right way to act - that they can never be more than vacuous ninnies whose only goal in life is to look pretty, land a rich husband, and spend all day on the phone with their equally vacuous friends talkin' about how damned terrific it is to look pretty and have a rich husband!
Just what I was gonna say.
[Lisa angrily throws the doll out the living room window. Cut to Grampa Simpson riding a bike down the street]
Look at me! I'm acting young!
[The doll gets caught in the spokes of the bicycle. Grampa Simpson flies off screaming past a blur of colors until he lands in an open grave at a cemetery. Two grave diggers having lunch turn around to see what the commotion is, then resume eating]
[from inside the grave] Hey, this ain't so bad.
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