Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage, when I couldn't help but overhear you are in need of a babysitter. Now, as a highly-skilled attorney, my fee is $175 an hour.
We pay $8.00 for the night and you can take two Popsicles out of the freezer.
Three.
Two.
Okay, two, and I get to keep this old birdcage.
Done.
[to himself] Still got it!
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