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The Simpsons · Season 5

Bart and Homer in “Marge on the Lam”

Bart

You're absolutely right, Homer. We don't need a babysitter.

Homer

[suspicious] Wait a second... [pulls a card from his pocket: "ALWAYS DO OPPOSITE OF WHAT BART SAYS"] Hmm...you kids do need a babysitter.

Bart

Blast that infernal card! [to Homer] Don't give that card to me.

Homer

Here you g-- [pulls back] No!

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