[Bart and the bullies make their way to Utility Basement B looking for mountain bikes.]
Hey, what gives? Where are the mountain bikes?
[appears] Sorry about the ruse, gentlemen. You're being swept under the rug for the superintendent's visit. Enjoy. [closes the door and locks them in]
How are we going to get out of here?
And when are we going to get our mountain bikes?
[outside of the room] Would the world judge me harshly if I threw away the key?
Nay, but the PTA would tear you a new arse.
Wise counsel, William, but the potty talk adds nothing.
Aye, sir. [under his breath] Ye bath-takin', underpants-wearin', lily-hugger.
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