Chief Wiggum, how'd you ever get these tickets?
Krusty knows how to play ball.
(Flashback: Establishing shot of the Springfield-X porno theater as raunchy, guitar-backed porno music plays. The buzzing marquee reads: "Now Playing: Debbie Does Springfield". Cut to inside where Krusty the Clown is watching the movie. Chief Wiggum comes in and takes a seat behind Krusty while eating from a bucket of popcorn)
Ah, nothing beats a good porno movie.
Krusty (recognizes the voice and turns back to face Wiggum with fear in his voice): Chief Wiggum?! Is this a bust?
Chief Wiggum (unable to answer the question honestly): Uh...yeah. That's just what it is: a bust.
(cut back to Lisa talking to Wiggum from the back seat of his police cruiser)
That story isn't suitable for children.
Really? I keep my pants on in this version.
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