[Lisa opens a package from Ralph.]
A Malibu Stacy convertible! [she finds a note from Ralph] "Look in the tunk." He must mean "trunk". [opens trunk] Two tickets to the Krusty Anniversary Show! Oh, he must want me to go with him.
That's not fair! I'm ten times the Krusty fan you are. I even have the Krusty Home Pregnancy test!
I'm not sure if I should go. I don't even like him.
You're right, Lis. You shouldn't go. It wouldn't be honest. I'll go disguised as you.
But what if he wants to hold hands?
I'm prepared to make that sacrifice.
What if he wants to kiss?
I'm prepared to make that sacrifice.
What if he wants to--
You don't want to know how far I'll go.
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