[Homer goes into Lisa's room, where she is crying, to comfort her]
Lisa, don't hold anything back. You can tell me. Are you crying because you called daddy a baboon?
[angrily] No!
Nuts. [accidentally sits on her dollhouse] D'oh! This isn't going well at all...
Look, if you just want me to forgive you-
No, no, no, I just wish I knew what to say. [opens her music box, activating it] Although maybe this music will help. Now, you lost someone special and it hurt. I'm lucky because I never lost anyone special to me. Everyone special to me is under this roof. [Lisa groans; patting her head] It's true. Now, you'll have lots of special people in your life, Lisa. There's probably some place where they all get together, and the food is real good, and guys like me are serving drinks. [sighs] Ah well, maybe I can't explain all this, but I can fix your dollhouse for you. At least I'm good at...monkey work. [smiling] You know - "monkey"? You know what I mean? [nudges her playfully]
[cheering up a bit] Yeah...
I can hold these nails in place with my tail. [chuckles and makes monkey noises]
[starting to laugh with him] You're so silly.
Gimme a banana!
I don't have any bananas!
Come on, you're holding out on me! [lifts her up and makes more monkey noises as they both keep laughing]
I'm sorry I called you a baboon, Dad.
Think nothing of it.
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