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The Simpsons · Season 2

Mr. Bergstrom and Lisa in “Lisa's Substitute”

BMr. Bergstrom

Lisa, your homework is always so neat. How can I put this? Does your father help you with it?

Lisa

No. Homework's not my father's specialty.

BMr. Bergstrom

Well there's no shame in it, I mean, my dad-

Lisa

Not mine.

BMr. Bergstrom

You didn't let me finish-

Lisa

Unless the next word was "burped", you didn't have to.

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