No way, she's faking! If Lisa stays home, I stay home.
[sarcastically while being sick] If Bart stays home, I'm going to school.
Fine, then...Wait a minute...If Lisa goes to school, then I go to school, but then Lisa stays home, so I stay home, so Lisa goes to school...
Lisa, don't confuse your brother like that.
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