[The family says farewell to Herb as his Powell Motors complex is turned into a Komatsu Motors factory]
Bye, Unkie Herb.
Goodbye, Unkie Herb.
Goodbye, Herb.
Gee, Herb, because of me, you lost your business, your home and all your possessions. I can't help but think that maybe you'd have been better off if I'd never come into your life.
Maybe I would have been better off? Maybe?! Why, you spongehead! Of course I'd have been better off! [boards bus that just arrived] As far as I'm concerned, I have no brother! [bus closes doors and leaves]
[consoles Homer] Hmm. Maybe he just said that to make conversation.
His life was an unbridled success, until he found out...he was a Simpson.
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