Sweet Lord, it is! [sees Bart's name written in huge letters in the grass with herbicide] SIMPSON!!!!!! [Bart gulps; cut to the principal's office] Bart, I'm flabbergasted. Surely you knew, as you were writing your own name in 40-foot high letters in the field, that you would be caught?
Maybe it was one of the other Barts, sir.
THERE ARE NO OTHER BARTS!!!
Uh-oh.
The sheer contempt demonstrated by this incident, makes me wish I could pull the dusty board of education out of retirement. [point to the sign "In Emergency Breaks Glass"] Call your father immediately.
[Bart prank calls Moe's from Principal Skinner's office.]
Hello? Is Homer there?
Homer who?
Homer... [making sure Skinner's not looking and lowers voice] ...Sexual.
Wait one sec. Let me check. Uh, Homer Sexual? Uh, come on. Come on. One of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual.
[The entire bar, including Homer laughs at Moe]
Don't look at me!
Oh no. You rotten little punk! If I ever get a hold of you, [we see Skinner holding a phone] I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip ya face off!
[insulted] You'll do what, young man?!
[taken aback] What, what, wait, who is this?
I think the real question is who is this, AND WHERE IS HOMER SIMPSON?!?
[realizes his mistake] Whoa whoa, sorry, Principal Skinner, sorry, it's a bad connection, I think. [to Homer] It's for you. I think Bart's in trouble again.
Doh! What's he done now?
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