[as Bart takes a picture of him in the bathroom] Bart! What are you doing?
Sorry, Dad. The answer to that is a top secret.
[Bart takes a picture of Marge shaving her armpits next]
Oh, Bart.
What?
Go take some wildlife pictures.
[he does, and takes a picture of a roadkill squirrel]
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