Where the hell are my keys? Who stole my keys? Come on, I'm late for work! [lifts Maggie and looks underneath]
Oh, Homer, you'd lose your head if it weren't securely fastened to your neck.
Did you check the den?
The den! Great idea! [heads into the den with Bart following him and he begins to pull couch apart]
Warm. No, cold. Colder. Ice cold.
You know where my keys are?
No, I'm talking about your breakfast. [laughs]
GRRRRH!!!
Did you check the rumpus room?
Rumpus room? Great idea! [runs to front door] Huh?
Oh, Dad? [points. The keys are still in the door lock]
D'oh!
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