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The Simpsons · Season 18

Homer, Recruiter and others in “G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)”

Homer

Won't joining the army take me away from my family for two years?

RRecruiter

A large target like you will be home a lot sooner than that.

MMoe

The Salvation Army? You got it! [arms a two-barreled shotgun]

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