I used to think cats were just for losers who live in apartments, until my life was saved by this sweet little kitty. [Meow] [pissed off at Santa's Little Helper] Ooh, but as for you, Santa's Little Helper, you are a selfish coward and a bad dog! [Santa's Little Helper whines] Get out... AND STAY OUT!
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